1. MC Hammer
Sure 'hammer's not living here in the PH but that doesn't mean he can't be banned from entering malls particularly SM Supermalls. So maybe the next time he tries to enter, the guards be like 'STOP!.... Hammer time'.
2. Armie Hammer
The Lone Ranger star won't appreciate all the hate.
3. KIRBY
Poor Kirby...
4. GRAY FULLBUSTER (Fairy Tale)
No matter how powerful his ice-make magic is, it's no match for the power of Henry Sy and the DILG.
5. LAVI (D Grayman)
Definitely not getting in thanks to his giant hammer.
6. ZAPPA and LEAH (Chrono Cross & Chrono Trigger)
The two classic characters won't be entering anytime soon especially Zappa who fits the stereotypical description of 'goons' in Pinoy setting.
7. HARLEY QUINN
Definitely. Add to the fact that she's still madly in love with The Joker.
8. FIX-IT FELIX JR.
Whenever he's there, you can bank on Wreck-it Ralph to be somewhere near.
9. THRALL
Even the leader of the free Orcs from Warcraft III and WOW won't be of any use. He could try to fry the guards with the chain lightning spell.
10. RONAN THE ACCUSER
We've seen how he manhandles opponents in Annihilation and Infinity so breaking glass is a piece of cake.
11. THOR, BETA RAY BILL and THUNDERSTRIKE
The most powerful Avenger and his allies all brandish hammers. Not a good idea.
So yeah, if these guys are going to play the blame game, they should probably blame the martilyo gang (english: Hammer Gang) for their brash heist of SM North Edsa last Sunday.
Special credit: Giantbomb
