Retro Gaming Condoms Available Soon

Who said safe sex can't be done while displaying your inner video game geek? Here's something that you can definitely bring along and pop open in 'emergency situations'.

A gameboy like box will serve as the main container for this very retro condom.

To boost the appeal, each contraceptive will be packaged to look like a gameboy cartridge albeit with different titles. Who wouldn't want to bust out the classic DONKEY SCHLONG in the heat of the moment or even have SEXTRIS while doing the deed. 

Unfortunately this seems like it wouldn't reach the RP shores anytime soon. Still it's a pretty good geek swag you can keep with you for that crucial moment when you need to touch your lady friend's magic power and shoot fire ala Super Mario.